I saw this challenge and thought - I have too, especially after my recent card HERE . By now you will know I have a strange sense of humour! Sorry blame my 4 brothers and my husband LOL.
Anyhow, I digress! All done in PS, I used DP by Digital Diva Designs, the toilet is a freebie for the challenge at Dude Time Challenge. The sentiment is by Marlene at Squigglefly I added a punched out heart in the "thinking speech bubble"
I did a woman's toilet humour first off, because I didn't read the challenge rules properly! I have added it below.